i am officially a versatile blogger.

I've been nominated the Versatile Blogger Award by Rosie and dani!!!(Check out their equally versatile and just generally awesome bllloooggssss) (wow, you're forward today, Hannah. HI GUYS.) It's similar to the Leibster I guess. But (very slightly, tbh) different. The rules are to thank and link back to the people who nominated you, present 7 facts about yourself, and nominate 7 more blogs.

Thanks so much you guyyze!!!!! 

DRUMROLL...

7 facts about moi: 

1. I am finding it very very very hard to think of some interesting facts about myself.

2. I was born in America. So technically I could be the president.(GIRL POWER WOO)

3. I am reading The Virgin Suicides and now I love the name Lux forever and ever (and ever and ever). Lux. Lux. Lux. 

4. I'M A ROOKIE

5. I have watched Scott Pilgrim vs. The World probably 10 times. (omg watch it pleeeaaasseee) 

6. I watched Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn't cry. I guess it's hard to get all emosh in the cinema. (don't hurt meeeeee)

7. I want to get a tumblr but I can't think of a username and I refuse to get one until I have some epiphany of the most perfect username evereverever so I can be cool like tavi.

....yeah.

Anyway, I nominate:

Charlotte
Heather
Tessa
Danni
Maren
Mary
Amy

THAT WAS SO HARD.

Adios.

-Hannah

life goal completed

'sup, diggy-dawgs???

yay me for procrastinating!

like, with everything.

srsly, I should get a trophy or something.

Speaking of trophies, my school and some other schools in the area did a dance competition yesterday and WE WON!!!!

okyaywinninggreatbut MY AMAZING MOTHER HAS PROMISED TO GET ME A POLAROID IN CONSEQUENCE OF WINNING. 

A POLAROID.

A POLAROID.

POLAROID.

DIORALOP.

Like, as in the camera. Like, as in magic and brilliance and joy. Like, as in this post.

My overwhelming joy is making me all skittish and illiterate, which isn't so great for blogging.

Or for anything.

I am happy (OBVIOUSLY!!!!), ~but~ I'm already retreating back into my teenagery self.

I honestly don't like this time of life. Everything is so tiring and you get cravings and you're often antisocial or moody or spaced out.

seriously, what is this thing that is my life.

I should stop complaining. My life is great. I'm getting a polaroid.

A POLAROID!!!

Can't get over that.

In other news, I've very kindly been awarded the Versatile Blogger Award by Rosie from Rosie + the wolf. 

More on that later.

Wow, this was pointless.

-Hannah

P.S. READING THE VIRGIN SUICIDES AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL. I can't read 'teenage' books any more. Seriously. I don't think it's physically possible after reading Sylvia Plath and Salinger.

P.P.S. I haven't had pictures for ages so here are some random tumblr finds (probably stolen off some innocent unsuspecting tumblr account).

groundhog day

People (coughonepersoncough) are complaining about my lack of blog writing.

I am sorry.

Honestly.

I just want to spare you from some random crap that will result in half my followers gone.

So.

In my school there's going to be a poetry competition about what it feels like to be a teenager. I think I'm going to enter. I have some vague ideas - but it's probably going to become some wannabe-creative drivel with 'obscure' metaphors for the youths of today and phrases with 'hidden meanings'.

Knowing me, that sounds legit.

Life has been weird recently. I don't know, it feels like I'm just going through the motions each day. Like my life has set routines. Nothing has really been HAPPENING. It feels like groundhog day over and over. Walking in some strange parallel universe.

So if you (yes YOU) could possibly leave some inspiration on all things teenagery in the comments, that would be fabulous. Really. Maybe my poem can even be less terrible.

-Hannah

on the subject of my utter unproductiveness

For the last few days I have been the least productive I have ever been throughout my whole life. My whole life.

I'm all: "HANNAH! DO THIS! YOU NEED TO DO THIS! RIGHT NOW! ACTUALLY GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND DO IT RIGHTTHISECOND!!!!!", and this other part of me is like: "No. I can't. I actually can't. I don't even have a reason but I can physically not do that, OK?"

I don't understand either.

So basically, you are privileged that I am forcing myself to do this right now.

Many things have happened. 

Friendshit, mostly. 

And, YES, that is not a misspelling. It is a new word I made up to represent to the the messiness of my social life right now.

It's complicated.

Also, I'm learning how to play Youth on my guitar and I need to practice more because the day I can play Youth well will be a happyhappyhappy one.

I AM MAKING NO SENSE.

I want to be able to write about interesting things. As you can tell, that's not going to happen.

My life is a sigh.

-Hannah